most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

'I am so hungry I could eat a horse'


Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

I only just recently started listening to Welcome To Night Vale, and very immediately got super hooked. So I made some art.


It is my headcanon that there is a gun on the table in this scene because The Winter Soldier has been trained to arm any of his handlers who are not already armed while in his presence so that, if they so choose, they can put him down at any time.Later, it takes Steve months to figure out why Bucky gives him a knife every time they’re in the same room.

#when i think I cannot have sadder thoughts about Bucky Barnes#something like this comes along feanorinleatherpants